Thursday May 26th 2005
Gasp!
Henmans out of the French open already. FHM said he would scrape past a one armed Latvian, before getting drilled by some medium name. They were wrong...he was beaten, if you haven't heard yet by...drum roll please...a Peruvian. A nation famed Lamas and little else, can now add its name to the long and not too exclusive list of countries who have produced players capable of dominating Tim Henman. Anyway, I think it’s awesome, and can't wait to see the look on the menopausal home county women when he crashes out of Wimbledon to some 10 year old with no immune system who won one of those a wild card entry from the Make A Wish Foundation.
God I hate that fruit juice hawking twat. I hope the Percil he uses to keep his whites so white gives him a brain tumour. Maybe he might develop a personality or some hand eye coordination.
That is all
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